Category: life with short people
The miracle of life-By the Girl
This just in… Girl: If I had a penis but was still a girl, and the Boy had a vagina but was […]
Read moreThe Zen of Poo*
As if the title weren’t warning enough. Don’t read if you have a weak stomach. A couple of weeks ago I twittered […]
Read moreOf teeth, toilets, and other boring stuff.
Um hi. You still here? I’ve been uh, busy. Birthday parties, the Girl has tummy trouble, friends moving away for good, and […]
Read moreEven sick, life is good.
I really need to put something new up, that other post has been there over a week. Unfortunately, I’m right now camped […]
Read moreTired and Ravenous
That’s how I am, in case you were wondering. Usually at the same time. My dad asked yesterday, when I told him […]
Read moreForeshadowing
At the gas station. Boy, out the window to his dad, who can’t hear him, “Daddy. you. are. a. BOOGER!” To Girl. […]
Read moreElbow Grease Isn’t Cutting It.
The Girl’s latest passion is hearts. She draws heart shapes, she cuts out heart shapes, she colors heart shapes. So many hearts […]
Read moreI AM Marilla Cuthbert
In Anne of Green Gables, Marilla Cuthbert is often the enemy. At least that’s how she appeared to me in all of […]
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