Technicolor Puke Day
As my children get older this parenting gig is starting to give me a little more breathing room. They play together for […]
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Yet another post about bodily functions
Six is the number of times I have cleaned pee out of the carpet in the past two days. The girl decided […]
Read moreStating the obvious
Conversation with the Girl while she’s pooping on the potty. I go poo mommymommyIgopooIgopoomommy….. (distracted silence) Mommy! I go Poo! Yes honey […]
Read moreThings I’d like to Do Today.
Some people make lists of things they would like to get done before they die, or turn a certain age, or get […]
Read moreBra Shopping 101-mommy style
1.) Decide that you need a new bra after going almost three years without purchasing one, (except for the splurge on the […]
Read moreBig Muscles
The Boy is an incredibly built little guy. He has the kind of muscle definition grownup male supermodels would envy if they […]
Read moreEmotional Blackmail
Today the Boy asked me to make him food because he was hungry, for the tenth time since breakfast. Kid must be […]
Read moreMighty Deeds and Humming Birds
The Boy and his aunt K were walking to the store the other day and they found an almost dead hummingbird on […]
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